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What is it with NAKED GUYS lately?! OK, look at this grammarpolice post. See the original poster and the first commentor? Go to their userinfo pages and check out all their icons.

Nobody wants to SEE that, people!

So why did I post about it? I dunno. Probably just trying to divert attention away from the vibrator thing.

I'll bet all of this is some kind of karma bitchslap for the Stevie Nicks plot.

Date: 2002-12-11 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-sinnie785.livejournal.com
so if i posted nekkid pictures of myself, would you make filtered entries and talk the smack about my boobies?

*grin*

Date: 2002-12-11 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Hell naw! I'm talkin' 'bout naked GUYS! And I don't never talk none of the smack about no boobies! :)

Date: 2002-12-11 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goatsupreme.livejournal.com
MY EYES ARE BURNING OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS.

I wish I was Mary Ingalls.

What the fuck?? Bea Arthur and a hairy ass?? What's with all the bubble baths???

Date: 2002-12-11 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] invisibleflair.livejournal.com
The grammar police should arrest "PhatMatt" for being a fat fuck and spelling FAT wrong. AND for really fucking gross icons.

And the second dude's icons...NO ONE EVER EVER EVER EVER NEEDS TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THEIR ASS HOLE.

Date: 2002-12-11 08:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Right on! It just ain't called for. And it sure as hell ain't polite.

Date: 2002-12-11 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
And I hope these guys are using digital cameras. I'd hate to know that someone had to develop that shit.

Date: 2002-12-11 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
It just makes you wonder what these guys are hoping to accomplish. "Look, I bathe! And here's my ass!"

Date: 2002-12-11 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goatsupreme.livejournal.com
How about their balls?

Re:

Date: 2002-12-11 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goatsupreme.livejournal.com
No matter how many baths those dudes take, I bet every inch of them still smells like ass.

Asses must be a big turn on. Especially hairy and doughy ones. Because you never see someone with a nice ass taking ass pictures. Bunch of assholes.

Date: 2002-12-11 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-ten.livejournal.com
Boy, that is one small, white penis. I mean, that is one small, white penis.

And honey, it's just disturbing to have one user pic of Bea Arthur and another of your hairy balls. That's just odd.

Hah!

Date: 2002-12-11 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-nostradom25.livejournal.com
Now you know!

I think there should be FAR more naked male user icons.

Date: 2002-12-11 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theotoky.livejournal.com
my sentiments, exactly!

Date: 2002-12-12 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangerpest.livejournal.com
You didn't really give that vibrator to your mamma, did you?
:]

-p

Date: 2002-12-12 06:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Hell yeah I did! I leave it to you to determine which is worse--actually doing it, or just telling people that I did it.

And it was a PERSONAL MASSAGER.

Date: 2002-12-12 07:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangerpest.livejournal.com
Shut up before I cut you, bitch.

Date: 2002-12-12 10:22 am (UTC)

Re: Hah!

Date: 2002-12-12 10:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
There needs to be some kind of gatekeeper, though! Certainly nobody wants to look at this?!! Errr, wait--judging from the comments, at least one person does . . .

Date: 2002-12-12 10:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Very odd. He could at least go for Rue McClanahan.

Date: 2002-12-12 10:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
All that hairy, smelly-ass ass could make a person assphyxiate.

Hey, check out the comments to Mr. Sims' nakedwarped posts! He's going to splurge all over himself when he gets home from the Shell station and reads that shit.

(And I only went back so I could link to a particular post and put out someone's eyeballs--I swear!!)

Bollocks!

Date: 2002-12-12 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
That right there just makes me want to cry for all of humanity, it does. What a wanker.

Re:

Date: 2002-12-12 06:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goatsupreme.livejournal.com
There's comments?? I never noticed before - I just couldn't look anymore.

You have that page bookmarked, don't you?

Re:

Date: 2002-12-12 06:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goatsupreme.livejournal.com
He might get some sex before the new year!!

Date: 2002-12-12 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Hell yeah--it's a dangerous weapon. I'm sending it to all my enemies.

There are a couple of teenage chicks saying stuff like "I want your cock" and "I'm going to fuck you in the ass." The comments are dated yesterday and/or today, so I'm wondering if they found him through my eighteen posts.

Re: Bollocks!

Date: 2002-12-12 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goatsupreme.livejournal.com
I stumbled across that while looking at some big boobs community.

Don't ask.

Re:

Date: 2002-12-12 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goatsupreme.livejournal.com
Hmmm....it's a good chance. I wonder if he'll write about it in his journal. I hope so.

Someone saw my "pictures" and wants my "cock".

Re: Bollocks!

Date: 2002-12-12 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
HAHA! My journal has become one big cauldron of shame these days.

Re: Bollocks!

Date: 2002-12-12 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goatsupreme.livejournal.com
Just don't go all catholic priest on me. haha

Date: 2002-12-12 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Way to make me do a spit-take all over the monitor. :)

Re: Bollocks!

Date: 2002-12-12 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
You wish. :)

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