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[wickedflea]

What is it with NAKED GUYS lately?! OK, look at this grammarpolice post. See the original poster and the first commentor? Go to their userinfo pages and check out all their icons.

Nobody wants to SEE that, people!

So why did I post about it? I dunno. Probably just trying to divert attention away from the vibrator thing.

I'll bet all of this is some kind of karma bitchslap for the Stevie Nicks plot.

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[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

MY EYES ARE BURNING OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS.

I wish I was Mary Ingalls.

What the fuck?? Bea Arthur and a hairy ass?? What's with all the bubble baths???

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

It just makes you wonder what these guys are hoping to accomplish. "Look, I bathe! And here's my ass!"

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[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

No matter how many baths those dudes take, I bet every inch of them still smells like ass.

Asses must be a big turn on. Especially hairy and doughy ones. Because you never see someone with a nice ass taking ass pictures. Bunch of assholes.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

All that hairy, smelly-ass ass could make a person assphyxiate.

Hey, check out the comments to Mr. Sims' nakedwarped posts! He's going to splurge all over himself when he gets home from the Shell station and reads that shit.

(And I only went back so I could link to a particular post and put out someone's eyeballs--I swear!!)

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[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

There's comments?? I never noticed before - I just couldn't look anymore.

You have that page bookmarked, don't you?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah--it's a dangerous weapon. I'm sending it to all my enemies.

There are a couple of teenage chicks saying stuff like "I want your cock" and "I'm going to fuck you in the ass." The comments are dated yesterday and/or today, so I'm wondering if they found him through my eighteen posts.

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[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

Hmmm....it's a good chance. I wonder if he'll write about it in his journal. I hope so.

Someone saw my "pictures" and wants my "cock".

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Way to make me do a spit-take all over the monitor. :)

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[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

He might get some sex before the new year!!