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[wickedflea]

Great, the heat doesn't seem to be working at all. We just cut the stupid thing off and it's actually warmed up in here since. It's still freezing, but at least more cold air isn't being pumped in.

And the space bar on my computer only works when I hit it on the left side.

And my sunflower seeds are stale.

/waaaah

And now, for your amusement, the first two paragraphs of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas after being fed through The AOLer Translator (thanks to mipplet for the link):

W3 WERA SOM3WH3RE AROUND BARS2W ON TEH 3DGA OF TEH D3SERT WHEN DA DRUGS BGAN 2 TAEK HOLD!11! WTF LOL I REMEMBR SAYNG SOMETHNG LIEK I FEL A BIT LIGHTHAAEDD MAYB U SHUD DRIEV!!1!!11 OMG WTF LOL !111! !11!1! OMG WTF !!!!11 AND SUD3NLY THEIR WAS A TERIBLE ROAR AL AROUND US AND TEH SKY WAS FUL OF WUT LOK3D LIEK HUGA BATS AL SWOPNG AND SCRECHNG AND DIVNG AROUND DA CAR WHICH WAS GONG ABOUT A HUNDRED MIELS AN HOUR WIT TEH 2P DOWN 2 LAS VEGAS!111 OMG AND A VOIEC WAS SCR3MNG HOLY JESUS111!!1! OMG WTF WUT R THESE GODMN ANIMALS
TH3N????!?!!? OMG WTF IT WAS QUEIT AGANE1111! WTF MAH ATORN3Y HAD TAEKN HIS SHIRT OF AND WAS POURNG BER ON HIS CHEST 2 FACILITAET DA TANNG PROCES!1!111 OMG WTF LOL WTH R U Y3LNG ABOUT???!!! OMG WTF HA MUTER3D STARNG UP AT TEH SUN WIT HIS 3Y3S CLOSAD AND COVERED WIT WRAPAROUND SPANISH SUNGLASAS111!1 OMG N3VER MIND I SADE!11!1!!! WTF ITS UR TURN 2 DRIEV11!1 WTF LOL I HIT TEH BRAEKS AND AMEED TEH GR3AT RED SHARK 2WARD TEH SHUDER OF DA HIGHWAY!1!1!!!! OMG WTF LOL NO POINT MANTIONNG THOSE BATS I THOUGHT!!1!11! OMG WTF LOL TEH POR BASTARD WIL SE THAM SON ENOUGH
!!!!111 OMG WTF LOL

Comments

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

dude,
that was pretty trippy.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

OMG ITS LIEK WOAH

[mipplet.livejournal.com]

Ha ha, that's great! I've been translating corporate memos for a few good laughs!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yep, it's pretty cool! I tried doing the first part of the General Prologue to The Canterbury Tales, but it didn't do much with it--I guess because of the old spellings.

[sarcasmosis.livejournal.com]

omfgroflmfaowtflol that worked way too well on that passage.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yep--pretty scary, huh?

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

That makes my brain hurt. *falls down*