just seen on the gov't mule list...

[wickedflea]

Subject: Mike Tyson NMC
To: EMULE@LISTS.NETSPACE.ORG

Mike Tyson just ended tonight's fight against the Black Rhino.

POWERFUL right hook from Tyson to Etienne ended the fight at 0:49 of the
first round. It looked like a punch Tyson hadn't thrown in ten years.
VERY impressive.

after the fight, the ring interviewer asked Tyson about almost calling
the fight off due to illnes; asked Tyson how he was.

Tyson answered: "My back is broke."

the interviewer kinda said "What?"

and Tyson answered: "My back, it's broke."

and the interviewer says "a vertebrae?"

and Tyson says: I was doing my 2500 hundred situps a day with 20 pounds
of weight behind my head, and suddenly I became paralyzed.
The doctor looked me over and told me my back was broke.

and the interviewer says something like "huh?"

and Tyson says: "My spine; it's broke."

---the life of Mike Tyson just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

Mike

Comments

[mipplet.livejournal.com]

Did he actually win the fight without biting anyone?!

Re:

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Apparently--imagine that!

[mipplet.livejournal.com]

I guess that's somewhat impressive, then!

[wickedqueen.livejournal.com]

hey, i'm adding you to my friends list because your interests include "hating republicans." republicans=suck.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Cool! I see you're a Ralph Wiggum fan too. :) Welcome!

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

I've figured it out. The spider bite sucked out his frontal lobes, but left him with superhuman strength.

Of course, the whole virtue thing doesn't apply. Mr. Tyson does not fit the rest of the Marvel Comix paradigm.

[notmyworld.livejournal.com]

they just played the highlights of that piece of crap fight on sportscenter, right? Okay - that black rhino chump has the world's glassest jaw. What bullshit. I could have waddled my fat ass in there and gotten KNOCKED OUT BY A BABY UPPERCUT FOR 900,000 DOLLARS.

I'm just glad as a motherfucker that I didn't pay for that shit.

He does look like he's moonwalking though. You are easily the craziest person on earth.