just seen on the gov't mule list...

[wickedflea]

Subject: Mike Tyson NMC
To: EMULE@LISTS.NETSPACE.ORG

Mike Tyson just ended tonight's fight against the Black Rhino.

POWERFUL right hook from Tyson to Etienne ended the fight at 0:49 of the
first round. It looked like a punch Tyson hadn't thrown in ten years.
VERY impressive.

after the fight, the ring interviewer asked Tyson about almost calling
the fight off due to illnes; asked Tyson how he was.

Tyson answered: "My back is broke."

the interviewer kinda said "What?"

and Tyson answered: "My back, it's broke."

and the interviewer says "a vertebrae?"

and Tyson says: I was doing my 2500 hundred situps a day with 20 pounds
of weight behind my head, and suddenly I became paralyzed.
The doctor looked me over and told me my back was broke.

and the interviewer says something like "huh?"

and Tyson says: "My spine; it's broke."

---the life of Mike Tyson just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

Mike

Comments

[notmyworld.livejournal.com]

they just played the highlights of that piece of crap fight on sportscenter, right? Okay - that black rhino chump has the world's glassest jaw. What bullshit. I could have waddled my fat ass in there and gotten KNOCKED OUT BY A BABY UPPERCUT FOR 900,000 DOLLARS.

I'm just glad as a motherfucker that I didn't pay for that shit.

He does look like he's moonwalking though. You are easily the craziest person on earth.