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[wickedflea]

OK, from the sound of it, someone's strangling a goat in the laundry room.

Carry on.

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[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

It's not me!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Haha! Good to know.

[elmcityqueen.livejournal.com]

is that some sort of crude metaphor for uh... you know... something else??
cause i mean like, you could record that shit and make some dough...

*cough*

nevermind.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmm, yeah . . . I can see the spam subject line now: "HEAR HORNY COLLEGE CHICKS STRANGLING GOATS JUST FOR YOU!!!" Of course, there aren't any horny college chicks in my building, but the general public never has to know that!!! It's genius.

[dangerpest.livejournal.com]

The damn goat wouldn't get in the dryer...
what the hell else was i supposed to do?!?!?

-p

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

You dolt!!! I've told you a hundred times that you're supposed to DRY CLEAN the goat! I knew I never should have let you bring him home.

[cierrablue.livejournal.com]

That wasn't a goat. It was a small donkey. And you mind your own business. The donkey and I have an arrangement.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

OK, sorry. I didn't mean to come between you and your little ass.

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[cierrablue.livejournal.com]

ha ha ha ha ha ha!