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[wickedflea]

I just tried to teach myself to juggle. It didn't work. But I was using three apples with varying degrees of big-assedness.. I think I could do it if I had three things of identical size and weight, like maybe a set of triplet kittens or something.

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[girl-on-a-stick.livejournal.com]

If you go with kittens, you might want to tie up their feet first so their claws don't stick into you when you throw them.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, good thinking! Do you think I should also drug them so I don't have to listen to their mews of terror?

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[girl-on-a-stick.livejournal.com]

Good idea. That way they don't try to scurry off with their little bound feet when you drop them.