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[wickedflea]

It's settled. I'm blowing this cold-ass state. (It's supposed to snow again today--can you believe that shit?!?) And fuck all this publishing noise. It ain't all it's cracked up to be. If everything goes according to plan, I should be residing at Zendik Farm in the Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina by the end of the month. Yep, I'm gonna tell my landlord to fuck off and my boss to eat shit, and I'm gonna grow my hair down to my ass and let my freak flag fly.

Anyone wanna buy a car?

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[mipplet.livejournal.com]

It's supposed to be 72 degrees today in Chicago. I'd rather have snow!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

No way, man. The icy grip of the north is just another tool that the establishment uses to keep us down. I'm through with it.

[saintclaire.livejournal.com]

OMG OMG OMG TAKE ME WITH YOU!! I lived in Central NC for years and have wanted to go back ever since I crossed the state line coming back to this rotten state.

I'm very quiet, loyal and I wont chew on your shoes...


PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!

btw - it gets pretty cold there too. ;)

Hop in, mama.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hell, I won't even be wearing shoes! It's all natural for me, baby, right down to my tofu moccasins.

And yeah, I was kind of afraid about the cold in NC. When I started hatching this plan, I was thinking they were based near Austin, TX. Apparently they've moved. But it's too late to call it off now; I've already told my boss to eat shit!

Re: Hop in, mama.

[saintclaire.livejournal.com]

Im there! Its so beautiful there, especially where you're (we're??) going..LOL

Seriously, I'm really sorry to see you go. I was hoping to one day meet you at a meet up or something.

I can't go through with it.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Check your calendar.

Re: I can't go through with it.

[saintclaire.livejournal.com]

are you seriously not going? LOL

I am so influential!! ;)

Re: I can't go through with it.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Nah, just an April Fool's thing. I was never any good at those. ;)

Re: I can't go through with it.

[saintclaire.livejournal.com]

It was an April Fools Joke??!!

Now I have to go unpack. Thanks alot! LOL

Re: I can't go through with it.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Nah, when we make a break for it, it'll have to be for somewhere that's sho-nuf WARM. Besides, I've already lived in the Blue Ridge Mountains for a couple of years (SW Virginia), and I didn't like it. Beautiful area, but the people are WEIRD. ;)

Re: I can't go through with it.

[saintclaire.livejournal.com]

Well I lived in South Florida for about 8 years.. hows that sound?? Are you in?

Re: I can't go through with it.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, I'm kind of wary of Florida. I once knew a guy who SWORE that the devil lived in Miami, and it's always stuck with me.

We may be heading toward the Aruba possiblity again... :)

Re: I can't go through with it.

[saintclaire.livejournal.com]

Aruba is good with me..LOL When?

Re: I can't go through with it.

[saintclaire.livejournal.com]

Do You NOT read my journal??? I dont HAVE a calendar...haha

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Aren't those Zendik folks a bunch o' dang hippies?

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I have to figure out a way to reconcile that too. I guess I'll find out once and for all whether I like the smell of patchouli. :)

[dangerpest.livejournal.com]

I can't wait to see your bloated, fly covered corpse clutching an empty "dixie" cup of poisoned flavor-ade on the nightly news.
good luck, freak!


:]

-p

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Pffft. There's no way I'll be bloated after a few weeks of a diet of wheat germ and bean curd. And certainly you don't think that they allow such processed crap as Flavor-Ade at The Farm?! No no, my brother, it's nothing but good old cyanide HOME BREW for the Zendiks.