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[wickedflea]

Today I saw a guy driving a Mercedes, chomping on a huge cigar, and yelling into a cell phone. I'd have laughed at him, but he probably could have had me squashed like a bug.

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[buscemi.livejournal.com]

He sounds like a cross between Mr. Weatherbee and Bob Hoskins.

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

nah he probably is one of those middle aged mid-life-crisis-infected people who sunk their life savings into a flashy car and all the appropriate toys (i.e. cigar, cell phone, PDA etc)
to make himself feel cool. Those guys always make me laugh too. I am sure he wouldn't have squashed you like a bug. it would have dented his baby.

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he was all trying to make me think he was closing some kind of big-ass business deal right there in his car, but I was just snickering under my breath at his comb-over ass.

I mean, you know, not his comb-over ASS, but . . . you know what I mean. ;)

[ophelia427.livejournal.com]

His name was Vinnie, yo.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh, good--thanks for confirming that. I was going crazy trying to figure out whether he was a Vinnie or a Vito. ;)