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[wickedflea]

I'm listening to the Jesus Lizard again; today it's the live album Show. David Yow's stage raps kill me. For instance, just check out "Killer McHann." That's got to be the best song intro of all time. Way better than Paul Stanley's tired-ass "Love Gun" intro. But even better is the part at the end of the track. I beg you to listen to it. If you can't understand what's being said, here's a transcript:

Yow: I say witness! Mac's monitor has, uh, joined the realms of the nonexistent.

random audience yahoo: Is that like Nietzsche?

Yow: Yeah, that's like . . . that's like Nietzsche. That's like I need-cha fuckin' . . . I need-cha fuckin' mouuuth full o' my cock . . .

Something about his delivery just slays me. The song itself is pretty fun, too.

Comments

[lunchboxface.livejournal.com]

When I was in high school I listened to that album a lot, and adapted that very exchange for use as a pick-up line for snotty girls at my school:

"You know, you've got a great smile. But it would be a lot wider with a mouth full of my cock."

Such behavior was only partially responsible for my immense popularity with the ladies of Canton.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh man, that's great! It only stands to reason that the worldly women of Canton would be able to appreciate such charm.