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[wickedflea]

I signed off the two listservs I was subscribed to around the time the war started because I just didn't want to hear what those fools had to say about it. (I remember all too well checking my email on 9/11 before I checked the news and finding subject lines of "nuke the ragheads" and "blame the fucking liberals.") I hadn't been paying much attention to those lists for a while, so I haven't really missed them--but not having those lists flooding my inbox has made me realize just how much spam I get. It's incredible. It's like I'm drowning in porn milk. That's what I get for not spam-proofing my email address on my website, I guess. It's weird because spam never really bugged me that much til recently. I always figured just delete it, no big deal. Besides, you can get some great deals on 1000s of pictures of cum-gagging sluts from those emails. But now it's driving me batty. And I guess I'm stuck with it, 'cuz I don't want to change my email address. *snarl*

And I'm also getting virus emails out the klezoo lately. I blame the ragheads and the liberals.

Screaming pink Jesus, I've just made an entire post on spam and virus emails. I should probably go home and sleep this off.

Comments

[dangerpest.livejournal.com]

usage of the phrase "drowning in porn milk" is reason enough to go home and get some rest... obviously you are operating one cylinder short right now ;]

-p

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh, OK--just go ahead and front like you ain't never drowned in no porn milk. I see how you are.

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

"Porn milk" is waaaay better than other such epithets, such as "cum juice." I applaud your efforts, and I suggest you start your own line of satirical spam.

Though, of course, how would you distinguish it from REAL spam, so as to attract a crowd of devotees? Hmmmm. Must consider further.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

There's obviously great opportunity here. We'll figure this thing out, kid--it must be done.

And hey, good to see you back! Congratulations on your good news. :)

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

Big ol'bratwurst-sized thanks!

We're very happy.