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[wickedflea]

Did you ever hear the word "doniker"? I learned it from old George Carlin routines. (Remember the "Asshole, Jackoff, Scumbag" game-show spiel? One of the contestants was named Eddie Doniker.) According to Carlin's dirty-word list, "doniker" is a word for the . . . um . . . schmock.

Hmmm. According to this page, "doniker" is also a circus term for toilet. But forget that. Let's just agree that it means schmock. Agreed? OK, cool. Now imagine my surprise when I happened on this website. Chilled me to the bone. *ahem*

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[saintclaire.livejournal.com]

Hehe..Yikes!

Remember George Carlins TV Show (what was it called? "George" or something?) Now that was quality TV.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that show ruled! So of course they took it off the air.

what is a "schmock"?

[zoe.livejournal.com]

If you are thinking of the Yiddish word for Penis/Dick/Jerk/Asswipe/Nutjob... uh that would be "schmuck".

I am just here to help...

Yours in all the dirty words my greatgrandmother wouldn't let me say in her house,

Zoe

Re: what is a "schmock"?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know "schmuck." I kinda like "schmock" too, though. It sounds really good in my old-man voice. "Hey Johnny, why don'tcha come ovah heah and bite on my schmock?!"

You'd have to hear it to get the full effect. :)

Re: what is a "schmock"?

[zoe.livejournal.com]

Hey I know its all in the accent! I just remember saying schmuck when I was about 10 and I think my mom nearly died laughing than explained it wasn't a nice word!

Re: what is a "schmock"?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Haha! Schmuck is a great word! I'm gonna have to start using it more. It really gives your mouth a workout when you say it. SCHMUCK! SCHHHHHMUCK!

I'm sitting here saying the word "schmuck" and laughing my ass off. :)

Re: what is a "schmock"?

[zoe.livejournal.com]

I have a bunch more where that one comes from... try... shmedrick. sh men drik

Its kinda the same but less genitally related. Just a jerk.

VACCUUM RODDING

[rottensick.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
The MIDI...is just...YES.

Re: VACCUUM RODDING

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know, the MIDI! You just gotta love that thumpin' bass. :)

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

That's just what smartalecks like you get for messing around with bad words, boy. Maybe you'll listen to me next time. Maybe. You have a lot to learn.

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it. There are several hundred words on that list that I haven't even used yet!