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[wickedflea]

Has anyone ever made a joke where the punch line is something about "the lesser of two Elvis"? Someone should. Or not.

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[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't that be Elvises? Elvii? I dunno.

[dangerpest.livejournal.com]

It'd have to start something like two elvis impersonators:
A) walk into a local weight watchers franchise
B) Are about to have a boxing match and are being weighed in
C) Are in a plane that's having mechanical trouble and needs to get rid of some weight...

;]

-p

[esquemeauxpi.livejournal.com]

....and then the other scientist said, "Superconducter? I just met her!!"