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Jun. 4th, 2003 05:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wickedfleaI just went to get my car to move it into the parking lot, and on my way around the block, I happened to notice a Yale kid ambling down the sidewalk. And I just happened to have a fig newton in my hand. So naturally I rolled down the window and chunked it at him. I didn't quite hit him, but it bounced off the hood of the car parked next to him and landed at his feet. In the rear-view mirror I saw him looking back and forth between my car and the newton.
Some of you might frown on this seemingly childish behavior, but think of it this way: I've given him something that will last the rest of his life. He'll be telling his grandchildren about the time some joker chunked a fig newton at him. Some people volunteer or donate money to charities; I do my part with acts of idiocy.
(You may have noticed my use of the word "chunked" (not "chucked"). I think that's a Southernism that may in fact be peculiar to my family, and maybe just my aunt. Come to think of it, there are a lot of things peculiar to my family.)
Some of you might frown on this seemingly childish behavior, but think of it this way: I've given him something that will last the rest of his life. He'll be telling his grandchildren about the time some joker chunked a fig newton at him. Some people volunteer or donate money to charities; I do my part with acts of idiocy.
(You may have noticed my use of the word "chunked" (not "chucked"). I think that's a Southernism that may in fact be peculiar to my family, and maybe just my aunt. Come to think of it, there are a lot of things peculiar to my family.)
