CVS receipt

[wickedflea]

What the hell does this mean?!?

Comments

Maybe it means...

[ex-nostradom25.livejournal.com]

That your name is "Ms. Chris Heller"?

Hey, keep that coupon - never know when an extra stomach can come in handy.

Re: Maybe it means...

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

?!!! I didn't even pay any attention to the "MS." Somebody's ass could get whooped over this.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you could buy a stomach in a drug store. That's good to hear.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Absolutely. I'm sure the heavy drinkers out there like to keep a spare around.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

That goes for the liver, too.

[cierrablue.livejournal.com]

Did you carry it out of the store in your pocket? I bet that was squishey!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Nah, I threw my Claritin and cough drops in it and threw it over my shoulder like a knapsack. ;)

Re:

[cierrablue.livejournal.com]

Smart move!

I've heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve, but wearing your stomach on your shoulder... that's very avante guarde!

[saintclaire.livejournal.com]

LOL! MS. CHRIS HELLER!
Well, if you ever need an extra stomach, your set buddy.

[sissychrissy1.livejournal.com]

But you'd better get it in the next week! Run, don't walk!

[splunty.livejournal.com]

It would make more sense if the receipt came from a plastic surgeon, or perhaps a cajun market.

But it is amazingly confusing, "MS." Apparently you can save $2 up to $2.00 value, too. What does that mean? Is it yankee lingo?

There was a place somewhere on Bourbon where you could pay money to paint girls' body parts. I don't think that place was called EXTRACARE though.

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure. The whole thing has me bamboozled. I feel like the kid I saw in CVS another night who told the cashier, "I just moved to this country . . . from Texas."

[wickedqueen.livejournal.com]

I got one for $2 off beauty products. But I wish it would have been for $2 off a stomach. ;)