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It's 86 today!!! Bring it on, motherfuckers.

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From: Chris
To: Kate
Subject: reporting for duty


So Kate, my dear, what's gonna happen on Friday? I need specific orders or I might end up aiming the newly decorated pimpvan at a rib shack in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. And if you try and stop me--IF YOU TRY AND STOP ME--you're going down. You're all going down.

OK, sorry, that was unnecessary.

From: Kate
To: Chris
Subject: RE: reporting for duty


You will receive further instruction shortly.
If you make for the border we (the Picnic Committee) will hunt you down like a rogue cow.
Is that clear?

From: Chris
To: Kate
Subject: RE: reporting for duty


Truant cow. Nice try, though. OK, OK, I'll behave--but only because I fear the wrath of you drunken musketeers. Northern aggression, indeed.

From: Kate
To: Chris
Subject: RE: reporting for duty


I believe "Northern Aggression" is synonymous for "sour grapes."
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