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Someone mentioned rats and it made me think of the time I found a rat in the freaking toilet bowl. I heard this splashing coming from the bathroom, but the door was open and I could see there was no one in there. And sure enough that joker was flailing around like a freak. I tried to flush the little bugger, but he wouldn't go down. Finally I managed to get him into the wastebasket with the help of a plunger (don't ask me how, it was a miracle) and took his ass outside to throw him in the yard. Scared the bejeesus out of me. It was quite a while before I could use that toilet without much trepidation.

Date: 2003-07-02 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com
I came face to face with a rat when I was working in a warehouse years ago.

Date: 2003-07-02 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Did he tell you to stop loafing and get back to work?

Date: 2003-07-02 05:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saintclaire.livejournal.com
Some old family folklore thats been around awhile has it that a rat bit my great Aunt in the Ass while she was sitting on the toilet once.

Just once. LOL

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Date: 2003-07-02 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
HAHAHA! Ever see Johnny Dangerously? Makes me think of that. "You shouldn't call me crazy, Johnny. My mother called me crazy once. Once."

Date: 2003-07-02 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com
No, I wasn't smoking anything at the time. ;) Actually, I let the lid slam hard on the dumpster. No more rats appeared after that.

Date: 2003-07-02 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saintclaire.livejournal.com
Good goin!! Thats exactly where its from! :) You so smart!

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Date: 2003-07-02 05:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Hee! I thought that might have been it. :)

Date: 2003-07-02 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mipplet.livejournal.com
Thanks, Flea. Now I won't be able to pee for a week.

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Date: 2003-07-02 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
I'm sorry! I've never heard of it happening to anyone else, though, so certainly it was just a freak thing that could never happen anywhere else. But yeah, always good to take a good look before you sit down.

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Date: 2003-07-02 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mipplet.livejournal.com
Um, I've heard of it happening to several people. And someone I know found a baby alligator in their toilet bowl.

Date: 2003-07-02 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cierrablue.livejournal.com
Far more disgusting and even scary! than finding a rat on the back patio! Ewwwwwwww!

Date: 2003-07-02 10:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-ten.livejournal.com
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time! That was hilarious!

I once saw a huge, dead, bloated rat while trying tripe for the first time. I threw up.

Neither here nor there, really.

Date: 2003-07-03 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
I know! I'm surprised I didn't have nightmares.

Date: 2003-07-03 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Not that I'm a sissy man who's afraid of a rat or anything. :)

Date: 2003-07-03 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Oh, GOD, I don't blame you! And it had to be TRIPE! It couldn't have just been a Caesar salad or some Jell-O!
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