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[wickedflea]

A supposedly intelligent person mentioned to me the other day that he wondered if it was true that masturbation led to blindness. I didn't think even the proverbial old wives believed that anymore.

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[faerie.livejournal.com]

You should have said, "Not that I know of, but I do know that God kills a kitten everytime you do it."

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna do that next time I see him. "Now don't go thinking that beating the bishop is SAFE, Karl. Maybe for you, but not for little Fluffy."

[dangerpest.livejournal.com]

Ii weoulkd rewsponmgd tro thisd posdt aty lkength,,. butf thew hair onm myt palmsd maskes itr difficuolt.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Heh, nah, that's just because you yankees haven't evolved far enough yet. ;)

[saintclaire.livejournal.com]

Who's there?
Who turned out the lights??
Where'd everybody go????

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I dunno . . . I'm still trying to find my pants . . .

[jra1279.livejournal.com]

no wonder my contacts prescription keeps getting stronger... of course, my vision is still correctable, which means i'm slackin'.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Ha! But I've never needed glasses, and I KNOW I ain't slackin'! But you know, I am an amateur ophthalmologist, so if you need any help with averting further vision troubles, I could probably help you out. ;)

[ophelia427.livejournal.com]

HAha I just wonder about people who buy those old wives' tales.

My best friend through high school/college actually asked me if she could get pregnant by giving a guy a blow job! I was like, where were you during health class?! Hahhaha.

xoxo

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know! Hell, I thought EVERYone knew that the girl can only get pregnant if she swallows.

[wretchmuffin.livejournal.com]

Maybe if he slipped and poked himself in the eye with his thumb or something . . .

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, or maybe if he got it in his eye . . .

sorry, that was disgusting.

[electrcspacegrl.livejournal.com]

you should post this in mock_the_stupid

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow--I'm afraid even to go to that community. I'll prbably waste the rest of my day reading and posting. =)