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[wickedflea]

Gack. I have a stomachache (damn, that word's funny-looking) and a nosebleed. Somebody send me home.

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[saintclaire.livejournal.com]

eeeek! Go Home! I'm sending you home.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

RAWK! Thanks!

[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

I told you to stay out of the coke.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know, but you know I'm all about the blow. The nose candy. The White Lady.

[jetgirl23.livejournal.com]

It is the ach and the ache so close together. I just wanna run around and say achache all day now.

HEY! Go home!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, at first I spelled it "stomache." I woulda said "tummyache," but men are prohibited by law from saying "tummy." :)

[dichotomous.livejournal.com]

What did you *do* last night, boy??

P.S. Go home. :)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I was a good boy, I promise! I had orange juice (at night, with nothing else in it!) and went to bed early. Maybe I should have gone out and got in some trouble. :)

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Please excuse Mr. Flea for the day. He is feeling fukakta.

Sincerely,
Wickedflea's Mother

I got a note!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hehe, thanks! :) I think I'll make it through today, but I'm gonna print this out and have it laminated for future use!