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[wickedflea]

Yeah, these look like some good stomachache remedies. Except I'm fresh out of shah-jeera, asafoetida(hing), and ajwain. And the last thing I want to think about when I have "loose motions" is curds. (Whatever they are.)

Butt hey, maybe I can "tame my poopies" at "the first sing of a bowel movement." Except mine don't sing.

I'm sorry. Really I am.

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[asleeponsunbeam.livejournal.com]

I need whey to go with my curds.

Tame your poopies should be in a commercial..complete with singing loose motions. Ack. That is gross. I'm still laughing at the thought though. That doesn't say much for me.

xoxo
J