bleauuuuuuuuuggggh

[wickedflea]

There was a magazine in my mailbox today in a plain white wrapper addressed to a previous resident of the apartment. I thought, OK, plain white wrapper, gotta be some porn. So, I figured, let me see what kind of porn they're sending through the mail these days. I open it up, and it's a freaking GAY porn mag. I swear -- if it rained down soup, I'd have a fork.

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[jenferian.livejournal.com]

if it rained down soup, I'd have a fork

That was simply beautiful ;)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Thanks. :) I have to credit my Grandmother on that one, though. That's one of my favorite of her sayings. And she's got a bunch of 'em. :)

[surfbugg.livejournal.com]

hey, I have a gay porn story, too!

When I was moving out to cali with my friends, we decided since they had all just turned 18, we would go buy some porn for the road. Well, you know how they have those little covers on them, so you can barely see what you're buying?? The guys picked up a Hustler, and my friend and I decided to pick up one with a boy on the front. So we get in the car, open it up, and we're lookig through it ... and we come accross a shot of 2 boys in bath tub. EH! We didn't even realize we had bought, and were looking at gay porn.

I think I ended up keeping it, and when I moved out of my boyfriends apartment I think he got stuck with it. I hope he doesn't still have it ...

xoxo

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

LOL -- no kidding! And also pray that he didn't order one o' them nuts bracelets...

It's kind of funny when you think about it -- the two guys in a bathtub thing definitely signals that the magazine isn't for women, yet there are all kinds of magazines for men that feature women together. Hmmm... ;)

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[surfbugg.livejournal.com]

True that :)