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[wickedflea]

Obviously I forgot to enter my work number on the Do Not Call list. Dude just called me and said, "Hi, this is Salvatore, and I'm calling from MCI--you know, the phone company?"

Um, yeah, I think I've heard of that. Lemme see, where'd I hear of that? Oh yeah, it was yesterday when one of your cronies called me with the same pitch. Take a hike, Salvatore.

Sorta dreary out today, but it's supposed to be nice tomorrow. Kick fuggin' ass. Should be an awesome day.

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a load of rubbish it is!

[lulujenna.livejournal.com]

my name is on it and i
STILL FUCKING GET CALLS!
i really don't think it's worth even bothering with. it's very frustrating!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Apparently, Sonny Bono's back from the dead and can only get telemarketing work.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

MCI: My Cooter Itches?

Well, tell them maintenance is key to keeping a healthy and itch-free snapper. Nothing a Mac3 and some good moisturizer can't take care of. ;)

Re: a load of rubbish it is!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'll be surprised if it ever works at all. I was pretty sure I'd signed up my work number for it, but I just went to the website to verify, and neither home nor work showed up as registered. And I KNOW I signed up my home number. I think it's probably all a ruse perpetrated by the bourgeoise fascist lesbian proletariat pacifist male-chauvinist war-mongering bitchhog establishment in order to keep the elite working class down.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Heh. Serves him right.

Re: a load of rubbish it is!

[lulujenna.livejournal.com]

i hear ya brother man!

[nonamejane.livejournal.com]

Watcha doin' this weekend?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

You get double extra bonus points for using the words "cooter" and "snapper" in a single comment. But you should know that Salvatore ain't never gonna practice no cooter maintenance. That fool is plumb nasty.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh, just going out with this foxy chick I know. You'd dig her the most. =)

[zoe.livejournal.com]

you can't take your work number off the list. Its only for home phones. That being said, if Sal baby ever calls again, tell him you are one of the head honchos of MCI that got indicted and you are wondering if they are hiring there at his phone pool, you would love the work.

Have a great weekend!

Zoe (who lives to mess with the heads of telemarketers and has her phone number listed at Laura Palmer)

[nonamejane.livejournal.com]

She sounds quite lovely, but I bet she is completely insane...

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Haha! Great idea. I love to f*&k with the telemarketers too. When they ask me how I am, I like to tell them that I've just accidentally hacked off my big toe. =)

Hope you're havin' a good weekend too. Send me some espresso!!

[zoe.livejournal.com]

thats a good one! I just play the are you bob game and why are you calling if you aren't bob and do you know bob... its all in a very ethereal voice. I can go on and on for a while and usually they hang up before I really get going. I only wish they would call during the day and ask for ms palmer. that would rule!