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[wickedflea]

Obviously I forgot to enter my work number on the Do Not Call list. Dude just called me and said, "Hi, this is Salvatore, and I'm calling from MCI--you know, the phone company?"

Um, yeah, I think I've heard of that. Lemme see, where'd I hear of that? Oh yeah, it was yesterday when one of your cronies called me with the same pitch. Take a hike, Salvatore.

Sorta dreary out today, but it's supposed to be nice tomorrow. Kick fuggin' ass. Should be an awesome day.

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[motherevol.livejournal.com]

MCI: My Cooter Itches?

Well, tell them maintenance is key to keeping a healthy and itch-free snapper. Nothing a Mac3 and some good moisturizer can't take care of. ;)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

You get double extra bonus points for using the words "cooter" and "snapper" in a single comment. But you should know that Salvatore ain't never gonna practice no cooter maintenance. That fool is plumb nasty.