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wickedflea ([personal profile] wickedflea) wrote2003-10-28 12:45 am

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OK, you cats have to check this out. You may have read and enjoyed (or been totally freaked out by) my Love Letters from Vlad. But you have not gotten the full experience until you've read it as fed through The Redneck Dialectizer.

A sample:

Yessuh, fella, sure yer strong inough varmint (mah by even mighty-mighty strong). Ennyway it is obviously yo' haf now th' ripped out rock hard mooscles... ah guess yer strenght into a fight is jest th' same t'yer power into a love. How gotcha th' bulgin' mooscles: is it fum yer gif', o' a talent non-stop wawkout, o' a mentality of a Musclehaid? Is it right th' mo'e yer agressive in a fight o' a love th' mo'e gals an' feller moosclefellas is awe of yo'? Do a someone yer opponent a weak try to resist on yo' stren'th? Is it pow'ful yer biceps git sfine out on th' time yo' git into stren'th tests? W'd yo' love t'use a boxin' an' a submisshun wrestlin' fo' a rough fight? Do yo' pow'ful love a pain an' a hurt into yer mooschle trainin' on a men? Do yo' git up mo'e strong fum it? Whut in tarnation does turn yo' on th' show off yer steel ripplin' mooscles an' on usin' th' irresistible power of them into a fight fo' a completely submisshun yer feller men? Whut in tarnation is yer flexed biceps sizes an' whut is yer age, Mr. "Grapple Muscles"?

Straight out of Deliverance!

[identity profile] asleeponsunbeam.livejournal.com 2003-10-27 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Now squeal like a pig!

xoxo
J

[identity profile] saintclaire.livejournal.com 2003-10-28 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
That is so funny. Someone put my work website (that I manage) through that once then called me into their office and told me that our site was hacked. LOL I almost had a heart attack!

LOVE LOVE LOVE Those Love letters from Vlad!! They always make me laugh

[identity profile] m-fallenangel.livejournal.com 2003-10-28 12:00 pm (UTC)(link)
That does it! You've now been added to my friends list.

After all the cross posting we've done, it's time to make it official. Besides anyone who would actually post that hysterical lunacy has to be a friend of mine.

lunacy rocks

[identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com 2003-10-28 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Right on! We should have friended each other before now. =)

Re: lunacy rocks

[identity profile] m-fallenangel.livejournal.com 2003-10-28 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I couldn't agree more.