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[wickedflea]

Yesterday Mary told me that she knew an old woman who broke a rib from coughing. I really didn't need to hear that.

*hack*

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I broke a hip when I sneezed once! Of course, it was only because I was falling down the stairs at the time.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Perfect! You have the job. ;)