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[wickedflea]

the worst-named product in the history of man

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[acadiabaird.livejournal.com]

looks like it could double as a hair gel

[starflow.livejournal.com]

Two products in one is always a good thing!!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

bwahahaha!!!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

From the makers of, "Oops, I Crapped My Pants"...

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Goop, I Crapped My Pants. :)

[miladyelizabeth.livejournal.com]

I'm also partial to "Zim's Crack Cream"...also available as a lip balm. (I'm serious)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

HAHA! My grandmother uses that stuff. Comes in a green tin, no? She puts it on her feet. :)

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

You sure that isn't Bag Balm? Jeez, all these products sound nasty.

[miladyelizabeth.livejournal.com]

I dunno about the green tin - I just got a tube of the lip balm from my dad and his new wife who have the same weird sense of humor I do. Heh.

And yeah, "Nad's" hair removal is available at most drug stores in some parts of the country, and via TV ads. LOL

[somnambulisa.livejournal.com]

what about Boudreaux's Butt Paste (http://www.cajunmarket.com/Boudreauxs-Butt-Paste/)?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

OK, you win. :)

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Well, not to be dropping names, but I know the pharmacist who developed Boudreaux's Butt Paste... his pharmacy was across the street from the hospital I worked at for nine years.

He mixed that stuff up and sold it over the counter for quite a while before it took off.

[starflow.livejournal.com]

I think that's better than Dr. Deacon's Haunch Crack Powder.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

HAHA! Sounds like a redneck designer drug. :)

[dangerpest.livejournal.com]

This article is more enjoyable when you pretend you are talking to a baby. "Who makes the diaper goop? Whooooooooooooooooooooo? ..."
;]

-p

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Make sure you read the customer testimonials. :)

[goldleafgoddess.livejournal.com]

I actually have a jar of "breast butter"....does that count?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm, I dunno--is it homemade?

[miladyelizabeth.livejournal.com]

I dunno man, those "Nads" hair removal things might just beat it...

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

NADS?!? OMG, I'd never heard of it.

[recrea33.livejournal.com]

what is diaper goop?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I'm really not too sure, but one of their customers claims it knocks out yeast infections overnight. (!!)

[scottcrawford.livejournal.com]

Nope. This is pretty bad, Nads is close, but the worst-named product in the history of man was a dietary candy sold up until the mid-80's called...

Ayds.

I still remember the commercials. "When I got Ayds, I lost 48 pounds!"

Somewhere in the world, the marketing person who named that product is still hanging from a ship, collecting barnacles.