In-DEED, sir! We here in the Golden State feel your pain. That's why we'd love to offer you a lifelong membership in our fine territory, California. Torrential rains? We got 'em. Blinding smoky fires? Check. Magical mudslides? Yup. Clogged freeways brimming with smog? Yessir!
But what we ain't mostly got none of is SNOW.
You. Will. Never. Shovel. Again.
All those poor lost souls wandering the aisles of Home Despot, looking for snowblowers so they can disperse their burdens of icy fluff far, far from their SUVs?
Forget them.
Come with us.
Everything here in California is warmer and larger than life.
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timeasmymeasure
Easterners who have seen the Light bring you the following message.
But what we ain't mostly got none of is SNOW.
You. Will. Never. Shovel. Again.
All those poor lost souls wandering the aisles of Home Despot, looking for snowblowers so they can disperse their burdens of icy fluff far, far from their SUVs?
Forget them.
Come with us.
Everything here in California is warmer and larger than life.
InCLUDING our governor.
Don't wait! Call now!
Re: Easterners who have seen the Light bring you the following message.
Date: 2003-12-09 08:24 am (UTC)