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I just got a forwarded email with a humorous list of all the different "poopies" one can have. Humorous, yassss.

For a while a couple of years ago, the fiancée of a guy I grew up with was sending me all sorts of religious-themed forwards. Inspiration from the uninspired, I call them. (Where'd I steal that--Jack Handey?) Anyway, one day she sent me one that really pissed me off, so I fired off a reply asking her where she found such ridiculous bullshit and begging her not to send me any more of it. In my haste, I'd forgotten to notice whether I was hitting "reply" or "reply all," so of course my reply went not just to her, but to everyone on her original list, including my friend's parents, a tight-assed couple who were friends of my dad and never seemed to approve of me very much. Kinda funny, really. The best part, though, was the reply I got from one of the girl's like-minded friends. Check it out:
From: "shellie aultman" [gordita76@hotmail.com]
To: cbh8@ra.msstate.edu
Subject: Re: Fwd: We said ok

PLEASE DO NOT SEND COURSINGS THIS WAY WHEN I HAVE SENT YOU ABSOLUTY NOTHING.
LEARN TO BE A WEE BIT MORE COSURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Took me a good thirty seconds of concentrated thought to figure out what she meant by "cosure."

Date: 2003-12-19 07:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ginamoog.livejournal.com
HAAHHAHSDASJKLD.

Did you send her an email back on how to spell?

Date: 2003-12-19 08:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Ha! I actually did politely ask her what "cosure" meant, but I didn't get an answer. Pity, really--I'm sure it would have been a hell of an explanation. =)

Date: 2003-12-19 08:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ginamoog.livejournal.com
That's pretty damn funny, I hope she felt embaressed:p

Date: 2003-12-19 08:25 am (UTC)

Date: 2003-12-19 08:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starflow.livejournal.com
Oh that's grand! I've done the same type of thing and received similar responses before. Now my family never sends me forwards. This makes me happy.

Date: 2003-12-19 09:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Come to think of it, I guess it worked with her too--I haven't heard from her in ages! I'm gonna pass this advice along to my mother, who's getting idiotic forwards from several family members lately. :)

Date: 2003-12-19 09:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alicdeni83.livejournal.com
wow, I was about to comment and ask what "cosure" meant but just saying in my head, I figured it out. My poor head hurts now.

Date: 2003-12-19 09:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com
Awl this reeding is hard on my eyys. ;)

Date: 2003-12-19 01:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ophelia427.livejournal.com
hahahah I am going to spell it like that FROM NOW ON!! Cosure.


Hahahha oh my.

xoxox

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