GRRR

[wickedflea]

fuckasses who block my car in my parking spot and require me to take the bus back to work must DIE. Now.

Comments

[mipplet.livejournal.com]

That sucks.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Indeed. If it's still there when I get home, I'm gonna have to whoop some ass.

[starflow.livejournal.com]

Casually walk past their car with your key out. If you're smooth, they'll never know it was you.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I like the way you think. ;)

[lulujenna.livejournal.com]

IT'S TIME FOR SOME SERIOUS ASS WHOOPING!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

motherfucker be taking my parking spot and shit

[elmcityqueen.livejournal.com]

i think this would merit a nice present for the numbnut in question, namely a priceless work of art on the windshield.
the medium:
a steaming hot stick of TURD, organic and fresh.
smear it around, and don't forget to initial your masterpiece.

or, you can just write a nice letter. you know. if you didn't have enough fiber today.