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[wickedflea]

Never give someone black roses on a first date. It's just not a good thing to look back on when everything goes to shit later.

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[kay.livejournal.com]

Whoa ... if a man bought me black roses .. that would be a keeper. Any idea how expensive and gorgeous those are! :)

yep

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Maybe I just didn't give 'em to the right person.

Re: yep

[kay.livejournal.com]

Black roses are the ultimate gift that better be appreciated ...

[cramped.livejournal.com]

What you said up there ... you must have given them to the wrong girl. I think that's romantic in a strange sort of way. Very endearing.

Just my opinion here, but it doesn't make sense not to dig Chris.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Aw, shucks. :) Yeah, they went over great--it's just that looking back on it months later, I sorta say "ouch."

[cramped.livejournal.com]

Heh, yeah. I see what you mean. I'm sure if it went over great, there are good memories of it all around. Don't beat yourself up over it.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Well, ain't no ingrateful wench worthy of my little Flea.

Roses on the first date, eh? You're certainly a romantic, in a gothy sort of way.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Ehhhh, I dunno. Maybe in the future I'll stick to some nice posies or somethin'. ;)

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Maybe in the future you can just wait until the day after to send any flowers ;-)

bitches ain't nothing but ho's and tricks or something

[dangerpest.livejournal.com]

Lysol gets out skank stains. Just so you know.
;]
-p

Re: bitches ain't nothing but ho's and tricks or something

[dorkontheloose.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahahahahha

i told him to bleach it
or my friend *lorena* would come over and *bob-it* for him

Re: bitches ain't nothing but ho's and tricks or something

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

You never did hook me up with homegirl's phone number. She sounds like just the chick for me.

Re: bitches ain't nothing but ho's and tricks or something

[dorkontheloose.livejournal.com]

think you have to be a prison pen pal with her, man

Re: bitches ain't nothing but ho's and tricks or something

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Cool. Do they sell it in 50-gallon drums?

Re: bitches ain't nothing but ho's and tricks or something

[dangerpest.livejournal.com]

The general rule of thumb is mix 1 teaspoon of Lysol to every 10 lbs. of skank, into a gallon of hot water. rinse,lather, repeat.

-p

[nonamejane.livejournal.com]

... you gave her black roses? I think there were some subconscious thoughts brewing in your head.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Funny story about those roses.

[nonamejane.livejournal.com]

would love to hear it sometime when you get your ass to R.I. for quahogs and coffee... when you comin up?

[cierrablue.livejournal.com]

Sounds dangerously romantic to me. Very striking! I dunno, I think it's the wrong girl if it came back to bite you.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'm just being stupid. The black roses didn't have anything to do with everything going to shit. I just happened to remember them and think, hey, maybe that was symbolic.

Sorry, that probably doesn't make any sense. Maybe I'll talk about it later.

[cierrablue.livejournal.com]

Nah, it makes more sense than you think.

[rufus.livejournal.com]

dude, you *totally* gave them to the wrong girl. roses of any shade on the first date -- totally cool.