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[wickedflea]

So yeah, I was running late this morning, and I drove in to work, as I've been doing all too often lately. (Should be taking the bus.) And they towed my fucking car away because of snow removal. (As if they're ever going to remove it.) Oh yes. They got mine along with the cars of a couple of other people in the department, and they were still towing like crazy this afternoon. They must be making a killing today. As if I weren't broke enough, there's another 75 bucks out the window. Incredible.

Calgon, take me away. Quick, someone give me a reason not to go jump in the lake. Oh yeah, any lakes around here are probably frozen over and would only make me break a hip or something. Shit.

This is Charles Lee, the recently appointed president of my alma mater, Misipi State University. Does this man look like he can even read?!? He looks like he should be falling off the monkey bars or something. But then again, perhaps he's just the sort of figurehead a university featuring majors in weed science and turf management needs.





Yes, that's right, folks. Despite everything, I haven't lost the ability to push my own misery out of my mind by making fun of other people. Hooray for me.

I'm so tired of getting spam advertising girls licking horse dick, stroking gorilla weiner, sockkking on bull shlong, etc. Haven't these bastards learned yet that I'm into GOATS, for crying out loud? Oh, god, that reminds me. A while back when I was in a certain establishment that will name remainless (wasn't my idea, I promise), I saw on sale some sort of rubber or latex contraption that was supposed to be . . . well, there's just no good way to say this . . . a sheep vagina.

I do like the pitch in one recent e-mail I got: "One measly dollar, less than the price of a cup of coffee, gets you full access to the most extreme farm porn on the Net. What are you waiting for?" Isn't that cup of coffee bit the same one Feed the Children or something used to use? Who says this country is going down the tubes? When smutmongers mine charities' ad campaigns to hawk beast porn, that's progress, baby. *vomits*

OK, I'm off to play in traffic. Errrr, rather, pick up my car from the garage. Grrrrrrrrr.

Comments

[alicdeni83.livejournal.com]

The first time I saw a pic of Lee in the Reflector, I thought I was about to read an article on special people.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know! He certainly looks like someone's inbred cousin Jethro. Have you heard him talk or anything? Does he come off as dumb as he looks?

[alicdeni83.livejournal.com]

I may be interviewing him tomorrow! I"ll let you know.

[dorkontheloose.livejournal.com]

you need a ride?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hey E--no, but thanks!! It was just over on Crown and York, so it wasn't too bad a trek.

[dorkontheloose.livejournal.com]

ahhhhh
theose damn tow truck drivers
last week i stopped by saras to drop off christmas presents
yeah i know
late
whatever
but anyway
there was a tow truck driver angling to hook up her car
so i called her
and she came out
got in the car
and started it
he blocked her
and threatened to call the cops
he wanted his money for the hook up
and can't get it if there is someone in the car
hahahahahaha
schmuck

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

What a bunch o' corksuckers. One of the ladies in my department who got towed said that when she got out of her car this morning, she a guy driving a Parking Authority (or whatever) truck. He let her get out of the car, pass in front of her, and didn't say a word about the fact that they were towing today. $77 to the garage and a $50 ticket. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[sida-al-hurra.livejournal.com]

What a CUTE dog!

[dorkontheloose.livejournal.com]

yeah, i keep trying to steal her
but her owner keeps catching me

on to plan *b* i guess

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Love that toupee. ;)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I didn't even think about it being a wig. You think? It certainly could be. I don't know what's worse--asking for that haircut or spending money on that piece.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

It doesn't match the rest of his hair, so that's where I got the idea.

[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

That first picture is the best!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Heh, I know! Dude certainly knows how to work it for the camera, no?

[taffetaroses.livejournal.com]

the universe is merciless to southerns who leave the south... haven't you noticed?

[dangerpest.livejournal.com]

Which is why I think a fence that runs along the maosn-dixon line,from the Atlantic to the Mississippi is a fine idea.

;]

-p

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

But then you carpetbaggers wouldn't be able to come down and steal our crops, culture, and womenfolks!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

It really is! As if it weren't bad enough that people talk to us like we're stupid and we have to suffer along without Waffle Houses, it dumps SNOW on us at every opportunity! It's CRUEL.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

If I win the lotto I'm so buying franchises for Sonic Drive In and Waffle House and planting them along I-95.

[sida-al-hurra.livejournal.com]

Aww, he is kind looking. It's the hair that has to go. The dimples are cute.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Boss needs a crew cut. But yeah, those dimples make him look chipper.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Ha! I chuckled throughout this entire entry. I rikey when you're frazzled. You write some funny shit then.