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Feb. 26th, 2004 10:59 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wickedfleaI think I'm gonna start that Cosmo Kramer/Leonardo da Vinci scheme of taking a 30-minute nap every 4-5 hours instead of trying to sleep 6-8 hours at a stretch. Think it'd work?
Hmmm. Only thing is that I'm gonna have a hell of a time fitting those naps into my workday. Kramer and Leo had it a lot easier, being self-employed and all.
I hate sleep. Actually, I often quite enjoy it, but the fact that I need it throws my shit all off. Not my SHIT, but you know what I'm saying.
Do zombies sleep? Maybe that's the answer. I can become a zombie! This is the first time I've really thought about it, but becoming a zombie sounds like just the step I should take in my life right about now. Is there any sort of training that you can take for that? A Zombiehood for Dummies kinda book? I wonder if I'll have to hang with a crew of zombies or if I can be a lone zombie.
Hmmm. Only thing is that I'm gonna have a hell of a time fitting those naps into my workday. Kramer and Leo had it a lot easier, being self-employed and all.
I hate sleep. Actually, I often quite enjoy it, but the fact that I need it throws my shit all off. Not my SHIT, but you know what I'm saying.
Do zombies sleep? Maybe that's the answer. I can become a zombie! This is the first time I've really thought about it, but becoming a zombie sounds like just the step I should take in my life right about now. Is there any sort of training that you can take for that? A Zombiehood for Dummies kinda book? I wonder if I'll have to hang with a crew of zombies or if I can be a lone zombie.
