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[wickedflea]

I think I'm gonna start that Cosmo Kramer/Leonardo da Vinci scheme of taking a 30-minute nap every 4-5 hours instead of trying to sleep 6-8 hours at a stretch. Think it'd work?

Hmmm. Only thing is that I'm gonna have a hell of a time fitting those naps into my workday. Kramer and Leo had it a lot easier, being self-employed and all.

I hate sleep. Actually, I often quite enjoy it, but the fact that I need it throws my shit all off. Not my SHIT, but you know what I'm saying.

Do zombies sleep? Maybe that's the answer. I can become a zombie! This is the first time I've really thought about it, but becoming a zombie sounds like just the step I should take in my life right about now. Is there any sort of training that you can take for that? A Zombiehood for Dummies kinda book? I wonder if I'll have to hang with a crew of zombies or if I can be a lone zombie.

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[dangerpest.livejournal.com]

Zombies don't need sleep, silly. they get the same benefits we get from sleep by eating our brains.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Damn, I guess I do need a refresher course on zombies before I take this step. Not the sort of thing one should do without having all the facts.

[lulujenna.livejournal.com]

i LOVE to sleep.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I do too, really, but I wish I could do it just as a hobby or something. It's the knowing I need to sleep part that jumbles me brains all up.

Or maybe I could succumb to my dark master and turn pro.

[lulujenna.livejournal.com]

it's like having to be at work. i like my job but HAVING to be here bugs the shit out of me.

[cierrablue.livejournal.com]

I'm loving the possibilities. Zombify me!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

It's an exciting thought! We could really start a Movement here. Never in the history of mankind have people LINED UP and VOLUNTEERED to be zombies. I think it'll be the new way to drop out of society. Instead of saying, "Fuck it, I'm moving to Canada," people who are fed up with life in this country can say, "Fuck it, I'm gonna go be a zombie." And we'll be right at the top of the zombie power structure! You know all the disaffected teens will want to be zombies, and we'll have them do our bidding.

Good lord. I've already corrupted a pure idea by becoming power-mad.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

"Dad, we did something terrible!"
"Did you wreck the car?"
"No."
"Did you raise the dead?"
"Yes."
"But the car's ok, right?"
"Yes."
"All right, then."