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I'm actually in a pretty decent mood tonight. Alert the media!

Oh, and I'm actually cleaning my embarrassingly nasty apartment. On second thought, alert a doctor--I must be sick. But it had to be done--it got to the point where I could find only two of my balls.

Date: 2004-03-11 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carocrow.livejournal.com
OK, then... indentured servants. Hey, I plan on hiring only people who were lousy in the military, because they'd be used to scrubbing things with toothbrushes.

Butlers are strange, man. But it would be nice to have someone here to answer the door and phone with appropriately snobby answers when I'm too lazy to do it myself.

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