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[wickedflea]

Tongiht I was at the Stop & Shop seafood counter and saw a little girl point behind the glass and tell her mother: "Look! I see Nemo!" She seemed to be quite happy to find her cartoon hero gutted and on display. Sick little bugger!

Then I had a discussion with the Tennessee-born seafood guy about how people up here don't know what the fuck they're doing when it comes to barbecue. Dude said every time he goes to what people call a barbecue around here, he has to tell 'em, "That ain't no barbecue--that's a weenie roll!"

I heard part of a Home Depot commercial earlier that started, "Do you want to tame your turf?" I got an insane kick out of the term "tame your turf." Call me Butt-head

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[pfeffaviva.livejournal.com]

My laddie was visiting some friends, and he went to use their aquatic-themed bathroom. He came bolting about about two minutes later announcing "you have Nemo on your toilet seat!"

we give him all sorts of fresh hell about it.

[acidculture.livejournal.com]

wow that whole thing with the little girl, when you think about it, is actually pretty damn disturbing.

yea, everyone needs a good southern BBQ at least once..
damn...mannnn, now you made me want some ribs.