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[wickedflea]

I have to throw out my two favorite (identical) pairs of boxers. The crotches are irreparably ripped out of both. I'm all torn up about it.

*pours malt liquor on the ground*

Comments

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Po' thang. Can't be patched with a tater sack, eh?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Actually, I think each pair has been sewn up at least once, but my grandmother's 1200 miles away and can't be called on to perform surgery. And there comes a time, you know? :(

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Tch Tch.

I suggest taking out your new pairs and beating them vigorously on river rocks, then hanging them from your car arial all the way home. They should then have the proper comfiness.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

That's all I need--for the Authorities to see me out in public abusing my underwear. They're already looking for a reason to lock me up!

[dichotomous.livejournal.com]

I will send you some new ones?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

F'real???

[dichotomous.livejournal.com]

Sure, if'n ya want. Size/brand preference?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Awww, you don't have to do that.

XL cotton flannel. ;)

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Damn, Flea, you're that hot that you set your under britches a blaze. Burned right through them.

You know some folks pay a lot of money for that crotchless variety. ;)

smokin' hot crotch

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

That's me! :) Hey, do you think I could get some righteous bucks for these boxers on eBay if I sold them as vintage crotchless to the fashion victims?

[dj-daeva.livejournal.com]

nuthin wrong with some crotchless man panties.

lol

p.s. did you intend that pun (The crotches are irreparably ripped out of both. I'm all torn up about it)
cuz it's uber funny...lol

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Butt of course! ;)

[dj-daeva.livejournal.com]

you're so cheeky :oP

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