name that tune

[wickedflea]

"John was a little crippled midget lesbian boy, but he stood ten feet tall with a knife."

I think my sinuses are about to start giving me trouble. Yuk.

You know, I use allmusic.com quite a lot and think it's a pretty good resource, but sometimes I read things that make me scratch my head. Like this: "Mixing heavy metal riffs with punk's fury, Van Halen was onto a whole new sound." Huh? What punk fury??? And this: "One of those rare bands whose every new release marks a significant step forward, Franz Ferdinand's self-titled debut album offers the most expansive version of their music yet." Debut + step forward = saywhat?

Mom and I are having a good time smoking crack and bagging hookers. And I've totally smashed her ass at Boggle twice in a row. I've retaken my throne. *flexes*

Comments

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Their categories are pretty goofy. What the hell is Swamp Pop, anyway? Sounds like some soda that's been sitting behind the radiator.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Egad, I'd never heard of that. They definitely take categorization to new depths.

that would be John E. Smoke- Butthole Surfers- Hairway to Steven

[bellastrega.livejournal.com]

that's my desert island album. I'll bet you didn't know that.

Re: that would be John E. Smoke- Butthole Surfers- Hairway to Steven

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

No way!!! Major cool points for you, my dear.

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but can you teach the hookers to play Boggle while on crack? That's the true mark of talent, my boy. Yessir.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

True. It's much easier to get them to play Twister.