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[wickedflea]

It was during that project that he realized making charcoal-lined panties for dogs might just work.

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[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

Well that's just great but what is he going to do about the cat dingleberry problem?

[twistedwithin.livejournal.com]

forget the canines. . .men's underwear is a better market

*puzzled*

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

. . . but . . . men don't fart . . .

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hrmmmmmmm, good question. Weed whackers work quite well for eliminating the dingleberries, but no preventive measures have yet been developed. Science still has a long way to go.

Re: *puzzled*

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Just put some Dr. Scholl's odor eaters down your pants. (Well, not you specifically, but people in general...)

Re: *puzzled*

[twistedwithin.livejournal.com]

Why am I frightened that you seem so knowledgeable and well thought out on this subject?

:P

Re: *puzzled*

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Something about this reminds me of George Carlin's solution for the mornings when you run out of deodorant: "Go into the kitchen, and put a bay leaf under each arm. Doesn't stop you from perspiring, but you smell like soup!"

Re: *puzzled*

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

It's all about the charcoal. Those briquets kept spontaneously combusting. Good luck trying to explain that at parties. ;)