Date: 2004-05-04 11:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackhellkat.livejournal.com
Well that's just great but what is he going to do about the cat dingleberry problem?

Date: 2004-05-04 12:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Hrmmmmmmm, good question. Weed whackers work quite well for eliminating the dingleberries, but no preventive measures have yet been developed. Science still has a long way to go.

Date: 2004-05-04 11:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twistedwithin.livejournal.com
forget the canines. . .men's underwear is a better market

*puzzled*

Date: 2004-05-04 11:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
. . . but . . . men don't fart . . .

Re: *puzzled*

Date: 2004-05-04 01:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com
Just put some Dr. Scholl's odor eaters down your pants. (Well, not you specifically, but people in general...)

Re: *puzzled*

Date: 2004-05-04 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twistedwithin.livejournal.com
Why am I frightened that you seem so knowledgeable and well thought out on this subject?

:P

Re: *puzzled*

Date: 2004-05-04 01:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com
It's all about the charcoal. Those briquets kept spontaneously combusting. Good luck trying to explain that at parties. ;)

Re: *puzzled*

Date: 2004-05-04 01:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Something about this reminds me of George Carlin's solution for the mornings when you run out of deodorant: "Go into the kitchen, and put a bay leaf under each arm. Doesn't stop you from perspiring, but you smell like soup!"

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