wickedflea | (no subject) (Reply)

I find

eyebrow_thief to be the dopest, flyest, OG pimp hustler gangster player hardcore motherfucker living today. And I am completely immune to his tomfoolery, for you see, I do not have eyebrows! OK, I do, but they're really faint. Eyebrows are for troglodytes. Also, I don't make a habit of posting to communities such as

yourhot_letshug and

nonuglyqueerkid, so that makes me even safer. I really really want the Eyebrow Thief to do this guy. He's asking for it. "Bereavement can be a carnal thing" indeed. Wait till he's mourning the loss of his eyebrows.

Thanks to

ginamoog for dropping the knowledge on a brother.

*edit* Haha, scroll down to the bottom of that post from the Byron Kid and see the comment from

camel_spider. I found him out, yo. =)