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I find [livejournal.com profile] eyebrow_thief to be the dopest, flyest, OG pimp hustler gangster player hardcore motherfucker living today. And I am completely immune to his tomfoolery, for you see, I do not have eyebrows! OK, I do, but they're really faint. Eyebrows are for troglodytes. Also, I don't make a habit of posting to communities such as [livejournal.com profile] yourhot_letshug and [livejournal.com profile] nonuglyqueerkid, so that makes me even safer. I really really want the Eyebrow Thief to do this guy. He's asking for it. "Bereavement can be a carnal thing" indeed. Wait till he's mourning the loss of his eyebrows.

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] ginamoog for dropping the knowledge on a brother.

*edit* Haha, scroll down to the bottom of that post from the Byron Kid and see the comment from [livejournal.com profile] camel_spider. I found him out, yo. =)

Date: 2004-05-26 02:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ginamoog.livejournal.com
He is a GENIUS.

Date: 2004-05-26 02:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Heck yeah he is. And he fills what was a gaping hole in this strange thing we call LiveJournal.

Date: 2004-05-26 03:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com
I'm guessing the Byron Kid is 16 or 17.

"Oh, the pain...the pain of it all!"

Date: 2004-05-26 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Bwahahaha--Maggie's archenemy!

Date: 2004-05-26 04:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com
buck up lil camper.
maybe he will give you a couple of the eyebrows he stole!

Date: 2004-05-26 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
I don't want someone else's brows. I want my OWN brows!!! *sniff*

Date: 2004-05-26 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] m-fallenangel.livejournal.com
Damn. I can't believe you ripped off Ice-T for that, man.

Date: 2004-05-26 05:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
I shoulda known I couldn't slip that by all the hipsters. :\

Date: 2004-05-27 09:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] m-fallenangel.livejournal.com
The manager at the bar I hang out at LOVES fluffy hip-hop (DMX, 50 Cent, etc.) Awhile back, trying to achieve some middle ground that wouldn't make me want to commit seppuku, I played almost all of O.G.

Oddly, she found she couldn't handle the real thing, and thus did I feel vindicated.

Date: 2004-05-26 06:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nationofsheep.livejournal.com
nice post made me laugh

Date: 2004-05-27 06:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Rock on brotha.

Date: 2004-05-26 07:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carocrow.livejournal.com
Will he clear out the unibrow thing? Because I know some people who would pay him to do that.

Date: 2004-05-27 07:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dob.livejournal.com
awesome!
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