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[wickedflea]

I'll bet you can't call up your mom and tell her, "Listen here, y'all better keep them goddamn dawgs outta my fuckin' yard, y'hear?!!" without being disowned. But I can. We're cool like that. She did recognize my voice today, unlike the time I called her up with a heartfelt pitch for a delicious cheese log and she very quickly, calmly, and coldly informed me that she was not interested in my cheese log. And hung up on me!