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[wickedflea]

I'll bet you can't call up your mom and tell her, "Listen here, y'all better keep them goddamn dawgs outta my fuckin' yard, y'hear?!!" without being disowned. But I can. We're cool like that. She did recognize my voice today, unlike the time I called her up with a heartfelt pitch for a delicious cheese log and she very quickly, calmly, and coldly informed me that she was not interested in my cheese log. And hung up on me!

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[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Haha! She probably thought you were a perv or som'm.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Undoubtedly. :)

[faerieface.livejournal.com]

LMAO about the cheese log!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Haha, she got me back by prank-calling me at work one day.

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

She's a bad Mamma Jamma.
oh yes, yes she is.
I'm Rick James bitch.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

cocaine is a helluva drug

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

My DIL called her grandmother and did a Sol Rosenberg on her. Funniest thing I've ever listened to. Nothing like messing with old women on the phone.

I hope I have a sense of humor about it when peeps start Jerkying me.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh man, you just reminded me of this time I was prank calling my Grandmother's 80-year-old friend--with my Grandmother in the room with me, laughing her ass off! I think I was kinda drunk. =)

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Flea, you be De Man.

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

Not interested in your cheese log, eh?

I dunno about mothers these days.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Truly. It's so hard to get them trained right.