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[wickedflea]

BWARK! Today Dunkin' Donuts drive-through pulled a new one on me. I asked for a black coffee, and when they gave it to me I pulled up the lid to make sure that it wasn't candy-colored. No problem. Then I get to work and realize that they've put SUGAR in it. Just sugar is worse than sugar and cream. BLACK, I said. Black means unadulterated, not toss whatever the hell ya feel like in it. Fuck those people--I'm done with 'em. My ancestors spit on their haircut.

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[ginamoog.livejournal.com]

candy colored, hahahaha!

*sips on candy coffee*

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

yer wrong fer that! coffee is meant to be black and sludgy!

[dob.livejournal.com]

My ancestors spit on their haircut.

I say that all the time. What's it from again? Ever see the Mr.Show eppisode with the landlords and their like;

"I stip on your grave"
"I piss on your spit"
"I shit on your piss"
"I fart on your shit"
"I laugh at your fart . . ."

"and we are friends again!"

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Wouldja believe I've never seen that show? I know, I know. I'm ashamed.

That line, as I remember, is from the video for David Lee Roth's "Yankee Rose." Remember the beginning with the convenience store? "Gimme a bottle of anything. And a glazed donut. TO GO." I loved that.

[dob.livejournal.com]

oh yeah. "my doctor said I need to take a laxative!". "not in my store you don't".

that sucks

[nationofsheep.livejournal.com]

Dunkin' Donuts holy shit. I feel for you. I really really do. I remember how pissed off I would be to get home and find that my BLACK COFFEE had been corrupted by the evil of refined sugar. Makes my skin crawl...

Re: that sucks

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know! I was walking around all day yesterday with this horrible sweet taste in my mouth b/c of that filth. I don't get it.

[mellancholie.livejournal.com]

ive repeatedly had issues at local D&Ds in greater new haven. i even mention one incident in my 4/26/04 entry. heh. id love to just be able to explain things to them, like its ok to have JUST ONE sugar in my coffee. they dont have to look at me like im an alien...

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hi! Yeah, the new drive-thru one on Whalley is the WORST. Brand fucking new and they haven't trained their employees. Most new places have to be open at least a couple of years before they sink to that level of imcompetence!

I added you--hope that's cool. I wanna be down w/ all the Crispin fans I can.