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[wickedflea]

And then there was the time that my friend Wes and his little brother Andy were at the park. Wes was maybe 12 and Andy probably 8 or so. They saw this girl named Shelley from school. I think she was a year younger than Wes and I. Anyway, Shelley was playing chicken on the monkey bars--that game where two people hang from the monkey bars and use their legs to try to pull each other down. So in the process of trying to pull her down, Shelley's opponent got her in some kind of ninja death grip and ended up pulling down her pants AND underwear--which prompted Andy to say: "Wes, LOOK! That girl has TWO BUTTS!"