ganked from milkyscarabs, who adapted it from <user site="livej

[wickedflea]

Press each letter of the alphabet successively in your web browser's address bar and write down the most amusing URL it gives you for each letter.

a -- Was just fucking around to see what would turn up.
b -- Some nutty chick asked me how it worked. ;)
c -- Was reminded of this article that I laid out for my college paper when wickedqueen posted about covering a similar story.
d -- Um, I dunno.
e -- I don't remember visiting this site! I vaguely remember looking up B. Kliban, but I must have clicked the link and gone to do something else.
f -- The Internet is gay.
g -- I like sewer zombies. So???
h -- Booyakasha.
i -- Either enfuego or goatsupreme is to blame for this. Perverted Canadians.
j -- The Juice is loose.
k -- Couldn't help laughing.
l -- This is a guy goatsupreme told me about a long time ago. Not sure how I happened on his journal again. What a spaz.
m -- I can't help it--I just smile when I say the name Merle Haggard. The name alone puts him in the top ten of the greatest country singers ever.
n -- Hahahaha. I saw these dudes in Quizno's pitching some kind of deal to some other cats, and I happened to overhear them say their URL.
o -- Forgot where this came from. Didn't turn out to be as good as I hoped it would.
p -- Damn you, dangerpest
(I got nothin' for Q.)
r -- Nothing particularly amusing about this unless you consider the fact that this impending release date gives me special tingles in my yepyep.
s -- I dunno. I really dunno.
t -- I was looking this up after someone posted a picture of one of his signs. I think it had been altered to read "Tom Rapes RVs" or something.
u -- I didn't actually read this, but I went to high school with this guy. Someone read it and tell me if it's funny.
v -- I just happened to be thinking about Zagnuts, OK???
w -- Funny that I still have to look this up. And I still get it wrong, I'm sure.
(Got nothin' for X neither. I promise. There are absolutely no entries for xxxhotfucking.com.)
y -- This is that 20 Questions thing. Pretty fun for a few minutes.
z -- Nothing funny--it's just the only "Z" URL I had. And I didn't download it, so I can't vouch for it.

Comments

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[buscemi.livejournal.com]

I used to have B. Kliban bedsheets as a kid. I couldn't remember his name until now. :D

I think about Zagnuts on a regular basis. It's probably because of Beetlejuice.

Re: ?!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

To this day I have a Kliban piggybank. Wait. I'm supposed to have a Kliban piggybank. Where the fuck is it? This is the kind of thing that happens when you have your stuff spread across three states. :\

[milkyscarabs.livejournal.com]

zoinks, that was fast.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I'm nutty like that. That was fun--thanks! :)

[madetoshine.livejournal.com]

That PBJT dance isn't as cool as the one with the banana.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/peanutbutter.shtml

:)