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[wickedflea]

-- UNIQUE --

1. Nervous Habits? Shaking my legs.
2. Are you double jointed? Nope.
3. Can you roll your tongue? Yep.
4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? Just the left one.
5. Can you blow spit bubbles? Never really tried.
6. Can you cross your eyes? Sure.
7. Tattoos? None yet. I might get one of those Mike Tyson face jobs, though. That shit is hype.
8. Piercings and where? None.
9. Do you make your bed daily? Nah. I like sleeping in a freshly made bed, but not enough to make it up.

-- CLOTHES --

10. Which shoe goes on first? Never thought about it. Right, probably. Or left.
11. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone? I'm sure I have, probably from a moving car, but I can't remember a specific instance.
12. On the average, how much money do you carry in your purse/wallet? $25.
13. What jewelry do you wear 24/7? None. I wear a watch sometimes, but I always take it off at work for typing.
14. Favorite piece of clothing? Flannel boxers.

-- FOOD --

15. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Whatever works. Mostly curl, I guess, but I dunno how to do that thing with the spoon.
16. Have you ever eaten Spam? Oh hell no.
17. Favorite ice cream flavor? For a long time it was chocolate mint, but I could really go for a good butter pecan right about now.
18. How many cereals in your cabinet? None. One on the counter.
19. What's your favorite beverage? Beer, even though I haven't had a real one in almost eight years.
20. What's your favorite restaurant? Dreamland.
21. Do you cook? I have skills. I need to do it more often and expand my repertoire.

-- GROOMING --

22. How often do you brush your teeth? Twice.
23. Hair drying method? Hurriedly rub it with a towel, hurriedly brush it, and run out of the house. Hurriedly.
24. Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair? Nope.

-- MANNERS --

25. Do you swear? Yep. I don't trust people who don't. Some people say that profanity is a sign of a weak vocabulary or some such nonsense, but I think it's weak to restrict yourself from using perfectly good words such as "cocksucker."
26. Do you ever spit? Not really, unless I'm home sick or something.

-- WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE --

27. Animal? Cat. I like dogs too, but I've been around cats more.
28. Food? Hrmmmm, I dunno. Lots of stuff. I'd kill for some cajun food right now.
29. Month? Anything that's not cold.
30. Day? Saturday.
31. Cartoon? Original Kricfalusi-era Ren & Stimpy
32. Shoe Brand? Converse.
33. Subject in school? English.
34. Color? I used to always say green. Not sure now. Paisley, maybe.
35. Sport? Baseball.
36. TV show? Curb Your Enthusiasm.
37. Thing to do in the spring? Frolic.
38. Thing to do in the summer? Drive to the Delta in a pickup with no a/c.
39. Thing to do in the fall? Do incantations against the coming winter.
40. Thing to do in the winter? Cower in fear.

-- IN AND AROUND --

41. The CD player? RHCP, Californication. Just got nostalgic for them for some reason.
42. Person you talk most on the phone with? Lana at 1-900-DEEPTHROAT. Nah, nobody really--I avoid the phone at all costs.
43. Ever taken a cab? Yep.
44. Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors? Sometimes, but I feel like a psycho when I do.
45. What color is your bedroom? Which part? The walls and ceilings are white, but the air is kinda colorless usually.
46. Do you use an alarm clock? Yeah. Most days I wake up before it goes off, though.
47. Window seat or aisle? Window.

-- LA LA LAND --

48. What's your sleeping position? Whatever works. Anything but flat on my back. Usually on either side, sometimes on my stomach.
49. Even in hot weather do you use a blanket? I rarely use a blanket. Sometimes I'll put a thin spread on top of my regular bedspread.
50. Do you snore? I've been told I do a little sometimes. I really hope it's only that much. It drives me crazy to hear people snoring, even though they can't help it. I've almost strangled my father many times when I've had to stay in a hotel room with him.
51. Do you sleepwalk? 'fraid so.
52. Do you talk in your sleep? Not much--sometimes when I'm waking up but still dreaming I'll start to say something, but it usually wakes me right up.
53. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? What do I look like, some kinda furry?!?
55. Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on? Nope--I wish I could still fall asleep listening to music, but I rarely can.

-- WHICH IS BETTER --

56. Coke or Pepsi? Coke Coke Coke. Not even a discussion.
57. Oranges or apples? Apples all the way.
58. One pillow or two? Yes. Plus another for good measure. I sleep with four.
59. Deaf or blind? I gotta say deaf, even as important as music is to me.
60. Pools or hot tubs? Pools.
61. Tall or short? What, people? I dunno, doesn't really matter. What am I gonna do, tell someone he should lose or gain a few inches?
62. TV or radio? TV. I hate the radio.
63. Beach or pool? Beach.
64. Tic-Tacs or Certs? Certs as a breath freshener, orange Tic-Tacs as candy.
65. Snooze button or jump out of bed? Never jump out of bed. Often, since I usually wake up before the alarm goes off, I end up manually setting it for 20 minutes later.
66. Sunrise or sunset? Sunset.
67. Hamburger or cheeseburger? Usually hamburger. I'll take cheese on it if it's cheddar, but you can keep that American crap.
68. Morning or night? Night night night.
69. Sports or news? I plead the fifth.
70. Indoors or outdoors? I'll keep m_fallenangel's answer: Depends what ‘cha got in mind.
71. Christmas Eve or Christmas Day? Day. Last Christmas Eve sucked balls cuz I drove 900 miles.
72. Cake or ice cream? Cake.
73. Spearmint or peppermint? Spearmint.
74. Bath or shower? This is weird, but often I'll take a bath to soak and then stand up and shower to wash my hair.
75. Book or movie? Book.
76. Green or red apples? Green. Granny Smith.
77. Rain or snow? Rain. Snow can suck it.
78. Nike or Adidas? Adidas, if I have to pick. I haven't owned either in 20 years or more.

-- WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU --

79. Took a shower? 8:15 a.m.
80. Cried? Don't remember. Probably hasn't been that long--I just don't remember specifically.
81. Talked on the phone? Few minutes ago.
82. Read a book? In the middle of . . . way too many. I'm bad about picking a lot of stuff up and not getting through a lot of it.
83. Punched someone? 1994 or so at a Quiet Riot show. It's all true.

Comments

yes

[nationofsheep.livejournal.com]

absolutely, and I am in complete agreement, cocksucker is a perfectly good word