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Wow, I got a reply QUICK yo, like in twenty minutes. We'll see what happens in the morning.
Mr. Heller,

Thank you for the very interesting pictures of what is coming out of your pipes. As they say, "a picture is worth a thousand words!" I can certainly understand your concern and your disgust about what is coming out of your tap.

I have forwarded your message to Tom Barger, our Water Quality Supervisor, and to his superior, Cheng-nan Weng, Ph.D. There has been some discoloration of the water in your area, and Mr. Barger will go into more detail and will assist you in any way that he is able. I will have him either e-mail you or call you in the morning.

Sincerely,

Vivien Carrano, Administrative Assistant
Water Quality Division
Regional Water Authority
(203) 401-2697

*two snaps and a twist*

Date: 2004-08-25 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madetoshine.livejournal.com
Better had!

Date: 2004-08-25 03:57 pm (UTC)

Date: 2004-08-25 04:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theodicy.livejournal.com
Wow, a city worker with a sense of responsibility AND humor. Give that woman a promotion, stat!

Date: 2004-08-25 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
I know! The possibility of asking her out has even been raised. =)

Date: 2004-08-27 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theodicy.livejournal.com
You go, Wily Flea!

Date: 2004-08-25 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bellastrega.livejournal.com
no wall shitting needed- just don't tell them about the laundry room...

Date: 2004-08-26 07:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Oh HELL no. I get way too many hook-ups in that laundry room. I don't want The Authorities anywhere near it.

Date: 2004-08-25 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mipplet.livejournal.com
Very good.

Date: 2004-08-25 10:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] motherevol.livejournal.com
Mr. Heller:

The end is near and you should open your heart and embrace the Apocalypse. Your black water is a sign of the impending doom that will be bestowed upon you and your pitiful race.

Brew a pot of coffee and shuddup. The extra chunk is good for your tainted and soon to be burning soul. Stop being a pantywaist and suck it up. Sheesh.

Up yours,
The Gods

Date: 2004-08-26 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
I'll thank you to shut your foul mouth and fix me some taters.
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