'scuse me while I puke and die

[wickedflea]

"All I know is, entrepreneurial 'N Sync singer Lance Bass is getting ready to produce a big-screen take on "The Great Gatsby" with Paris Hilton as an updated Daisy Buchanan."

I have m_fallenangel to thank for alerting me to this impending cinematic abortion.

Comments

[m-fallenangel.livejournal.com]

Sorry to dump a corn-filled one in your Cocoa Puffs, but I had to alert the masses, lest my head explode.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

She'll burn.

[labrujah.livejournal.com]

That's even better than Jennifer Love Hewitt playing Audrey Hepburn in a biopic for TV (which I believe happened).

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Egad! Chuck D was right on when he said, "Burn, Hollywood, Burn."

[ex-sinnie785.livejournal.com]

ick!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Hey, happy birthday, you hip chick you!!!

[ex-sinnie785.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

:)

[mylastsigh.livejournal.com]

I am not eating dinner.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I don't blame ya, my friend.

[sarcasmosis.livejournal.com]

we'd be lucky to hope for it to be aborted.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Seriously. As I said to someone earlier, she should stick to homemade porn.

[sarcasmosis.livejournal.com]

or not being in any kind of public spotlight whatsoever.

[faerywren.livejournal.com]

*faints*

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

And 'scuse me while I resist this sty.

Lord! Are there no depths to which our culture will fall, &c.

ha

[nationofsheep.livejournal.com]

Wow, that might replace Coyote Ugly as the worst movie ever made. I can't wait...

[thefirstman.livejournal.com]

HOLY SHIT