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[wickedflea]

I downloaded The Sims 2 Sunday and have been playing it like crazy ever since. I feel like such a girl.

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Well, I started off by biting off a little more than I could chew in Strangeville. I created the Whoremongers, a family of four. The mother is a Heather Locklear lookalike (say that three times fast) named Wanda. Her husband, Don, is a black guy who looks kinda like the dude from Die Hard and Family Matters; wears a country/western shirt, plaid shorts, and Viking headgear; and rocks the funky handlebars mustache. Their son, Damien, is a goth kid who needs the everloving dogshit smacked out of him just on general principles. And the grandfather, egregiously named Abraham, is your standard-issue cantankerous old fuck.

But I was having a hell of a time managing them with an unfurnished house and not a clue what I was doing, so then I moved to Pleasantville and created Eddie "The Rockin' Jailbird" Sanchez, who really should have been my first creation considering that I've been building his fictitious ass since I was a sophomore in high school. I'm doing better with him, but he keeps doing dumb-ass shit. Like the other night he had a chick over, and it was ON. They were making out in the kitchen, and it was just about to get wild. So OF COURSE Eddie flipped out, took his clothes off, and fucking BATHED HIMSELF IN THE KITCHEN SINK. He was washing his dick right there in the sink! And then he just went to bed and left the poor girl there with her naughty bits engorged. He's quite the tease, that Eddie.

[ex-sinnie785.livejournal.com]

You have no idea how hard i laughed reading this.

At least he didn't piss himself. My Sims ALWAYS pissed themselves.

[dob.livejournal.com]

go to the damn bathroom.

[virtuistic.livejournal.com]

I know this is totally irrelevant, but is that bjork in your icon?

[dob.livejournal.com]

why yes it is. Is that a dutch woman in yours?

[virtuistic.livejournal.com]

Straight from Belgium. ;) She's so charming.

[ex-sinnie785.livejournal.com]

you go to the damn bathroom. obviously you either have not played the sims or had smart sims.

mine were retarded. :)